2:50 you made me check : B

This was a MASTERPIECE!!! I loved it!!! Your guys’ humor is just great and this was so enjoyable and funny to watch🤩🤩 The songs were catchy and so good, the voice acting was on point and I just love the hilarious story you guys came up with😁

3:31 Looks like he has cat eyes or some shit and its cool af

This sounds suspiciously like megalo strike back

The dart-ness is all-consuming

so excited for your solo journey. will watch whatever you put out

Brain is an avatar of the extinction

This is to suspicious

You fool I can talk to plants

2016 brian looked like an animated pixar character

Please make a movie Brian

apologies everywhere to every friend forced to witness/participate in chaotic mental breakdown hair transformations

Amazing story Amazing plotwist Amazing message Amazing video

11:08 WITH DIRECTION, AND MAGNITUDE

I'm depressed at the amount of hair that was lost ........ ....................... Why did you do this to me?................

You can tell it is fake because he does not sell his own guide on how to make money, but presents Dorian Smiles' program.

Getting some heavy Tim and Eric vibes and I love it

thank you

Who doesnt like soggy popcorn or half day old popcorn cuz you made so much

No, it's January 19th

honestly. the mullet was a vibe. but i am biased bc i also have a mullet lmao.

Only ugly hateful people can't rock hair pt. 2.

Can you send those spread sheets please

Jag godkänner detta meddelande

If you gave me a nickel every time i watched bdg cut his own hair i would have two nickels. Which is not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

As someone who's been cutting hair for both the guys and girls I'm living with for this pandemic, here's a few tricks I've learned for a simple short haircut! - Cut the hair with scissors down to 1-2 inches before using the razor, or else the hair will get stuck. - When using the razor, for the most part use it with the clipper guard flat against the head. That makes sure the razor cuts evenly. - the clipper guards are your friend - start with the guard at the longest length on the head you want (when I'm doing my BF's hair, that's a #7). Then use that all over the head. If there's areas of the head you want the hair longer than the razor guards allow, just avoid those areas to trim with scissors later. - After that, use a guard thats a few numbers shorter (#3 for me) and use that at the bottom area of the back and sides of the head. Then use a number between the two (#5) to blend between the #7 area and #3 area. - Remove the guard and use the razor to make your edges neat. This is the one time you use the razor perpendicular to the head rather than flat against it. It's like a line stamp tool to create a clean border of hair mainly at the nape of the neck, that makes a simple haircut look clean and intentional. - Use scissors (and make sure they're haircutting scissors, it makes a world of difference than using regular scissors) to trim any stray hair. Viola! You're done :)

FIGURATIVELY DYING INSIDE AS I WATCH BDG CUT OFF HIS BEAUTIFUL LOCKS ;_;

my ears are bleeding and im having a intense seizure after watching this

This video was so worth getting a hurdy gurdy.

You need a round brush if you have long hair. You can dry your hair about five times faster, and it will dry smooth

Olay but that mullet looked so good

"I don't Mean to be Mean" - Patrick

Okay but he didn’t shave off all his hair.

YOUR MULLET LOOK LOOKS LIKE A BROWN-HAIRED FOUNDING FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (~9:30 with the ponytail. dead ringer. 4score and 7genocides ago lmao)

Even though the end result was amazing this video is still physically painful.

1:25 yes am sibling too

You look like a good ol American boy

this psychological comedy thriller is somehow made EVEN BETTER by the analysis in these comments....

with the boomer system top down ac with the cooler system

lol

Didn't expect to nearly have a panic attack this morning dang

damn i miss that rich wavy hair. and also the mullet but i didn't have as much time to fall in love with that one

I would have to buy Old Bay if this was their real commercial.

I don't know if Patrick is uncomfortable or simply dead inside

Oh god this is golden 10:55

I keep re watching this

Ok after the bowl it was fine too But I hate it, and now I hate you :( Jk, ily. Also this is a great excuse to not upload for x months while your hair regrows

NOOOOOO NOT A BOWL STOP IT

Paul revere style

When you started cutting I died Then it turned out pretty good

...i just wanted to make some jorts

I went thru a wild trajectory with this vid. I avoided watching it for like...months because A. I hate being sold things by ppl I like and B. Somethin just felt...off? And now I’ve watched it and something certainly is off... The fact that I hadn’t looked up this method before!!! I’m making $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours and being my own boss, and you can too!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

I know this is a sketch, a great little sketch at that, but I need closure. This jam gets stuck in my head and I keep trying to sing it to completion... but then it just... stops... and I fall down... everything begins... spinning

This song has serious Hamilton energy in its rhymes and prose.

Yo brad mondo where you at

here we are, at the end. he did what he set out to do. make videos that are more than just about a game. make anxious people feel at ease. create a (mostly) harmless source of joy. thank you brian, for all that you have done at polygon. and good luck on your future.

He honestly looks pretty good considering this was a nonprofessional cut.

Swedish algorithm unite!

I have had this on loop for around 15 minutes.

;_;

got a red bull ad before this video and it didn't feel out of place, thats how well youtube knows brians audience

Even watching it a second time still gives me the chills.

Most likeable person on MNpost easily. bdg lives are few dare to dream.

Technically, the "Pokémon Edibility | Unraveled" is the video that lost Brian his job.

This is how a president gets shot...

I'm at a point when I play this every time I am alone in my apartment. I live alone.

It's weird how much the mullet makes him look like pro Jared

Why isnt this the ad

So... I'M THE OLDER SISTER. HOW THIS WORKS?

Yo remedy hire bdg to write the next control expansion

I showered. Source? Trust me bro.

I watch this at least once a day. Thank you

As the youngest of three who is closest with the middle sibling, I feel this video on a spiritual level.

I literally got an ad like this on this video (not as fucked though)

brian is at 666k subs now. Epic.

Me, seeing the thumbnail: oh goodness it's going to be a Creepy Brian video isn't it *Karen is in the video* Me: okay never mind thank goodness Unironically, thank you so much for teaching me the importance of hair dryers.

Brian officially has 666k subscribers

This deserves an scp entry

OMG OMG OMG pls do an update

Thanks for the anxiety!